Wearing a glove
Not wearing a glove
Wearing two gloves
Holding a beer
Drinking a beer
Drinking two beers
Drinking two beers while wearing a glove
Drinking two beers while wearing two gloves
Holding a baby
Holding a sleeping baby
Holding two babies while wearing a glove and drinking a beer
Juggling
Juggling knives
Juggling a healthy work and home life while still finding time for you
Juggling babies
While you’re fighting to catch the ball with someone in the stands
While you’re playing catch with someone in the stands
While you’re playing catch with your dad in the stands
While you’re playing catch with your dad in the stands after he finally says “I’m proud of you” for the first time
While your hands are freezing
While your hands are tied behind your back
While your hands are tied behind your back, and you’re drinking a beer
While you’re trying to scoop the last little bit of ice cream out of the mini-helmet without getting any of it on you
While you’re switching seats with the person next to you
While you’re switching seats to a lower level
While you’re switching seats, you must bring a fox, a chicken, and a bucket of grain, but you can only carry them one at a time
While proposing
While proposing and they say “no”
While blindfolded
While blindfolded, there are three strangers seated next to you. One always speaks truthfully, one always speaks falsely, and whether the third speaks truly or falsely is completely random. You have to ask them when the ball is coming toward you.
When the person next to you has asked you to hold something valuable
When the person next to you works for a museum and asks you to hold something invaluable
When the person next to you is yelling that the item you’re holding “belongs in a museum!”
After the ball is crushed straight at you
After the ball is crushed, it begins by traveling half the distance between the bat and you. Then it travels to half that distance between that point and you. It proceeds to travel half the remaining distance at a consistent rate, perpetually shrinking the previous distance by half.
While you’re in the middle of a class project where you have to take care of an egg
While you’re in the middle of a class project where you have to take care of an egg, and your grade for the semester is absolutely riding on this
Falling down
Falling into a coma
Waking up from a coma
During a coma
During a no-hitter
During a really rough day when you took your father, girlfriend, and two babies to the ballpark. And after she’s said no to your proposal, all you want to do is drink two beers and juggle; but you’ve got two gloves on, and you’re blindfolded, holding a chicken behind your back.
At a hockey game