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Back in the days of Roman imperial decadence, at least according to legend, the emperor Caligula demonstrated his unfitness for office and the dangers of public indifference and complacency when he appointed his horse Incitatus a senator. Woke America hasn’t reached such an advanced stage of imperial decadence that we have a horse in the Senate; all we have is a dog in the Department of Energy.
Sam Brinton (“they/them”) tweeted happily on Wednesday: “It’s official. As of June 19th, I now serve my nation as the Deputy Assistant Secretary for Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy in the Department of Energy.” He attached a photo of himself that was apparently taken in his office; in it, a smirking, lipsticked Brinton, hands on hips, is wearing a belted sleeveless red jumpsuit (or something) with American flag-themed high heels and a chain necklace.
Brinton modestly omits mention of the fact that he is the first canine to serve in the Department of Energy. In a 2016 article in Metro Weekly, he speaks at length about “puppy play” (he is identified only by his first name, but an accompanying photo makes it clear that Sam in the article is Brinton. The new Deputy Assistant Secretary explains: “I actually have trouble when we transition from pup play to having sex. Like, ‘No, I can’t have you whimper like that when we’re having sex,’ because I don’t want to mix that world. It’s interesting, because he doesn’t have to come out of pup mode to have me f**k him. I personally have to bring him out of pup perception for me. But then I’m still treating him as a submissive to me.”
The nuclear energy expert defends all this against those strait-laced bigots who might object: “I’ve honestly had people ask, ‘Wait, you have sex with animals?’ They believe it’s abusive, that it’s taking advantage of someone who may not be acting up to a level of human responsibility…. The other misperception is that I have some really messed up background, like, did I have some horrible childhood trauma that made me like to have sex with animals.”
He may not have mentioned all this Wednesday because, in typical Leftist fashion, he claims that an earlier announcement of his appointment had led to him receiving threats. It’s funny how Leftists are responsible for the overwhelming majority of the political violence in America today, yet Leftist politicians and officials routinely claim that they’re constantly being harassed by racist, redneck, MAGA hat-wearing yahoos. Brinton tweeted: “Due to the concern of negative and threatening responses like we saw in my previous announcement, including more than a hundred death threats and more vitriol than I could have imagined, I held off announcing my official start until I could be safe and secure in my new role.”
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Grace says
For the first time in my life I am speechless.
Keith O says
+1
I’m hearing ya!
So-Sad says
This IS the Biden Administration
Jonah says
That is one warped dude.
somehistory says
Well, if he had to be appointed to some government office, “Waste Disposition” is the best…maybe the only…place for him. him, him, him.
am guessing if he owns a pet, he’s like so many today and he’s the ‘parent’ of the animal…which deserves better.
Ti says
I can’t believe this canine passed a security clearance.
The US Government owns all the Plutonium made in the US. They grant license through the Dept of Energy to make nuclear fuel, nuclear weapons grade metals, nuclear waste associated with the nuclear fuel cycle, nuclear waste associated with weapons production.
gravenimage says
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ElderlyZionist says
A-yep.
Pray Hard says
Freak show.
James Lincoln says
Yes, Pray Hard.
With no end in sight…
David M says
Where does the pronoun “they/them” come into things? No matter what Sam is (which i’m not sure of), Sam is only one person, whereas they/them refers to more than one person.
gravenimage says
David, if someone is not sure of someone’s “pronouns” they are supposed to use “they/them”–as I just did in this sentence, now that I think of it.
No problem so far.
But this is now considered the default to use in woke circles–even if someone’s gender is obvious.
CogitoErgoSum says
I agree that using they/them when talking about only one person can be confusing. I prefer to use he/she or his/her. If the subject of the sentence is singular then the pronouns that refer to the subject should be singular. If the the subject is plural the pronouns that refer to the subject should be plural. Language should help us communicate more precisely with one another and help us clear up confusion, not cause more confusion.
CogitoErgoSum says
I feel sick looking at that picture.
James Lincoln says
CogitoErgoSum,
Recommend keeping a barf bag readily available prior to viewing the wretched photos in some of the Jihad Watch feature articles.
Phil says
Isn’t fucking dogs not illegal in your country?! I know muslims are allowed to fuck anything. At least we know what we are fighting against.
E T says
At least he is in this asylum.
Dan says
I can see it now, on some battlefield, where American soldiers are about to be overrun, slaughtered, when the radio man gives hope, yelling, “We gotta hold. Just a bit longer! The base is sending re-enforcements! THEY said THEY’RE on THEIR way!”
Aaaaaaaaaaaand THIS FREAK shows up.
E T says
Did it have a part in Silence of the Lambs?