For an extra ten dollars, an even bigger check mark.
The magical disappearance of those pictures you took with Ghislaine Maxwell.
A down payment on whatever groundbreaking thing of the week Elon Musk is definitely actually going to invent and not just say he will and hope we all forget about in two years.
For another twenty dollars, lots of check marks!
Tesla stock, which is certainly only getting more valuable every day.
Tweeting.
Hair plugs.
A few insider-trading tips.
For just three hundred and fifty additional dollars, the really big multiple check marks will CHANGE COLORS. You’re freaking welcome.
The worst N.F.T. art you could ever imagine.
Twitter stock, which is certainly only getting more valuable every day.
