Valentines for Guys I’ve Encountered on Dating Apps

Things you could have done instead of checking your phone.

I thought I would accomplish a lot more today and also by the time I was thirty-five.

I am a Tinder guy holding a fish and I will provide for you.

Circumstances in which I will not pet your dog.

Fake pandemic introvert vs. real introvert.

Other hygge-like Scandinavian trends to make your sad life seem intentional.